Friday, February 20, 2009

Peak Hours of Cursing

Do you wanna know when do I curse the most?

It's when driving on a congested HIGHWAY (see the irony there? CONGESTED HIGHWAY) during peak hours.

Even if you're driving an auto car, it will drive you to insane no worse than driving a manual one.

My leg got so numb, then so sore, that when I reach home I nearly forgot how to walk.

Seriously, on the road, you can find so many things you can curse at.

The most irritating habits on highway in descending order:
  1. Bloody lorry/bus/heavy duty vehicle drivers behaving like number 2.
  2. Demented morons who drive at 80kmph (or sometimes, LESS) on the OUTER lane, too dreamy to realize what's going on at the back, which is about a line of 10 agitated drivers (that includes me, yes) following at the back, yelling "GTFO YOU FRIGGIN MORON!!". Some of us got too agitated, and got transformed to a number 3 (now you know why number 3 exists).
  3. Psychotic freaks who weave between cars on different lanes in 130kmph, endangering everyone on the highway.
  4. Bloody handicapped drivers who either don't know/too ignorant/handicapped/retarded to turn on the signal lights when trying to change lanes. Think about the motorcyclist you retards! Think they're invisible?? I just saw one accident today, motorcycle hit on the side back bumper of a car (driven by a lady, nonetheless), and it's dead obvious that this is the case. Damn handicapped ****tards, if you don't know how to use a signal light then forgodssake DON'T FREAKING DRIVE.
  5. ****ing drunks who's either drunk/on mobile phone call/sms-ing, swaying on the lane, going super-slow on it's respective lane, trapping everyone at the back, who can't overtake this car because it's ****king swaying on its lane.

Sorry for the sudden agitated post, but I need to release my emotions somewhere. Some drivers deserve it just too much.

If you're a driver, please, be considerate of the others, the road's not your grandfather's.

Yvonne..

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